COMING ATTRACTIONS!

FRIDAY AND SATURDAY SHOWS BEGIN AT 7:30; SUNDAY MATINEES BEGIN AT 2:30.

2026 Season

‘Til Beth Do Us Part

April 24 – 26 and May 1 – 3

From the writers of The Golden Girls comes a fast‑paced, laugh‑out‑loud comedy about marriage, ambition, and domestic chaos. When Suzannah Hayden hires the seemingly perfect assistant Beth Bailey to help balance her career and home life, things spiral hilariously out of control. Packed with witty dialogue, quirky characters, and outrageous twists, Till Beth Do Us Part is a sharp, modern farce that keeps audiences laughing while exploring what happens when “help” becomes too much of a good thing.

H.M.S. Pinafore

August 7 – 9 and August 14 – 16

Ahoy, comedy fans! This classic Gilbert and Sullivan comic opera is a high-spirited romp set aboard the British naval vessel, the H.M.S. Pinafore. The ship’s Captain, Corcoran, has arranged for his beautiful daughter, Josephine, to marry the powerful and elderly Sir Joseph Porter, the First Lord of the Admiralty.
However, Josephine is secretly in love with Ralph Rackstraw, a humble sailor on her father’s own ship! Featuring catchy tunes and witty, satirical lyrics, this hilarious tale follows the sailors, sisters, cousins, and aunts as they try to navigate the rigid social hierarchy of the ship and the unexpected twists of forbidden love, leading to a shocking and joyful revelation that upends the entire crew!

The worst BEST Christmas Pageant Ever

November 6 – 8 and November 13 – 15

When a last-minute crisis forces the seemingly mild-mannered Grace Bradley to take over the local church’s annual Christmas pageant, she is unprepared for the chaos that ensues. The infamous Herdman children—a rough-and-tumble gang known for their terrible behavior—show up to claim every major role, entirely unprepared for the Biblical story.
They have never even heard of the Christmas story! This heartwarming and hilarious comedy explores the true meaning of Christmas through the eyes of the Herdmans, whose unconventional interpretations and unexpected sincerity force the entire community to look beyond tradition and discover the spirit of the season in the most unlikely of places. It’s truly the best kind of holiday mayhem!

3 thoughts on “COMING ATTRACTIONS!”

  1. Kay Conkright says:

    Look for 2 tickets Fiddler on the roof.
    Senior citizen

    1. The Front Porch Players says:

      Hello Kay! Tickets are not available to purchase yet, but they should be available very soon.

    2. Hello Kay! Tickets for Fiddler are available to purchase now.

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